You're probably wondering about me, so I guess I will explain it since it's likely you are mentally or physically disabled in some way, seeing as how you are on this websiteand playing video games meant for children. I am the direct descendant of a king. That's literally the only way I could be as perfect as I am. Perfect body, perfect hair, perfect jaw. Seriously, I look like something Michelangelo sculpted.
It's also highly likely that I a vastly more intelligent than you are, so please try not to bore me. A king has no business associating with peasants. I am better than you in every way imaginable, so keep that in mind before you open your proletariat mouth to protest something I say.
I would rather die than tell the filth that inhabit these forums the vicinity in which I live.
Things your tiny plebeian brain would not be able to even remotely understand.