Songs from a goofball

[robinsiebler]

I was churning butter at three-thirty,
When a bloody centaur did smite me!
So I dropped my paddle and drew my sword,
Now the evil beast is restin' with The Lord.
I threw the corpse on the compost pile,
Now the worms are feasting in style.


City people laugh because I till the earth;
Yet they don't really know what their meal is worth.
They wear their silk and their fancy clothes,
Where do they think they even got those?
I am a simple man, but you rely on me.
Just try to grow some corn and then you will see!

Gold is pretty and your palace might be fine,
But from my house you did make thine.
Always remember that those below,
Can make your life painful if they go.
It is easy to take on airs and to think you are better.
But remember me when you put on that sweater.

Update: I wanted a funny version, so here is take 2

I was churning butter at three-thirty,
When a bloody centaur did try to smite me!
I chopped it up,for all I'm worth.
I swing a mean axe for a man of my girth.
Centaur is chewy and hard to swallow,
Still my wife says that my leg is hollow.


The next day I am raisin' one barn or another,
When some city folk walk by and call me a nutter!
One challenged me to a duel; well we can't have that,
But I punched him in the face until his lip was fat.
City folk call us quaint or say we are fools,
But we don't cotton to their arrogant rules.


My wife might be ugly and my house is plain,
But you city folk would starve without my grain.
You like your fancy clothes and you like your fancy hats,
But I gathered that wool, so how'd ya like that?
You like to put on airs, you think you are better,
But remember me when you put on that sweater!

[robinsiebler]

Wide Awake - Katy Perry - YouTube Video

I'm wide awake.
I'm wide awake.

Yeah, my whole life is dark.
And my future's stark.
Feel without a friend.
Don't know why I even pretend.

I should go to sleep.
A deep and final sleep.
No prayers left to keep.
I will say goodnight, the end.

I wish I knew why,
I can only cry.
I don't want to feel,
I don't want to be.
Now life just hurts,
When once it was sweet.
Why did you, why did you have to leave?

Falling from on high,
All I do is cry.
I'm letting go tonight,
Please, let me be alright.

I'll lose no more sleep.
My mind I wish to keep.
I'll get back to my feet
I need to make myself complete.

I'm finally whole again.
Feel like I am my friend.
Don't have to pretend
Feel alive and new again,
There's a happy end

And now I know why,
I could only cry.
But now I can feel,
Now I can be.
Life still hurts,
But I feel free,
You will always be, apart, a part, a part of me.

I'm wide awake.
I'm wide awake.

[robinsiebler]

The Way - Fastball - YouTube Video

When Syn woke up, she was tired of mourning.
She changed before the sun came up that day.
She simply had to leave her grief behind her.
Life is too painful when everything is bleak and grey.

She drank down her wine, and then got to thinking.
She had to live her life a different way.
"I'll change my mind and then I'll change my colors.
No longer will I be dressed solely in black and grey."

"I may never live a life that feels like it's made of gold.
I've felt too much sorrow, I've been way too cold,
I've known too much hunger, but now it has gone away.
I'll change my life one small piece at a time,
I'll add some more color, I'll sharpen the lines.
I want to happy, happier here today, today."

When the staff wakes up, will they even notice,
The new path that she embarked on that day?
Or will they guard her every single movement?
Never knowing that she had found her own way.

"I may never live a life that feels like it's made of gold.
I've felt too much sorrow, I've been way too cold,
I've known too much hunger, but now it has gone away.
I'll change my life one small piece at a time,
I'll add some more color, I'll sharpen the lines.
I want to happy, happier here today, today."

[Cariad]

Eminem - Stan (Cariad - Robin Siebler remix)

My Mountain Dew's gone flat I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your avatar on my screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad...

Dear Robin, I PM'd you but you still ain't callin
I left my email, my skype, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two PM's back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the ISP or somethin
Sometimes I type addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; **** it, what's been up? Girl how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Siebler
I read about your friend bokiz too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some ***** who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Alexanian
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures girl
I like the shit you did with the Vigil too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this girl, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Cariad

My Mountain Dew's gone flat I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your avatar on my screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad...

Dear Robin, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside Lion's Arch
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother girl, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty Robin - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you girl, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met at Melandru - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My internet girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Robin, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me girl, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Cariad -- P.S.
We should be together too

-chorus-

Dear Mrs-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two messages;
I wrote the recipients on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Robin, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy PM or a skype call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Robin, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Robin; [*screaming*] Shut up *****! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Robin, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
[car tires squeal] [CRASH]
.. [brief silence] .. [LOUD splash]

[robinsiebler]

Wow! I am impressed! So impressed that had to investigate why I had not received a single one of your letters. I had to fire my personal secretary. You don't want to know what she had been doing with the fan mail. I personally sent you an autographed photo and a promise to sing any one of my songs to you in person.

This message was brought to you by a Kitten with a Keyboard

[sclowe1995]

Eminem - Stan (Cariad - Robin Siebler remix)

My Mountain Dew's gone flat I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your avatar on my screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad...

Dear Robin, I PM'd you but you still ain't callin
I left my email, my skype, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two PM's back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the ISP or somethin
Sometimes I type addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; **** it, what's been up? Girl how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Siebler
I read about your friend bokiz too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some ***** who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Alexanian
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures girl
I like the shit you did with the Vigil too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this girl, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Cariad

My Mountain Dew's gone flat I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your avatar on my screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad...

Dear Robin, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside Lion's Arch
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother girl, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty Robin - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you girl, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met at Melandru - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My internet girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Robin, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me girl, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Cariad -- P.S.
We should be together too

-chorus-

Dear Mrs-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two messages;
I wrote the recipients on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Robin, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy PM or a skype call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Robin, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Robin; [*screaming*] Shut up *****! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Robin, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
[car tires squeal] [CRASH]
.. [brief silence] .. [LOUD splash]

Duuuuuuuuuddeee, no way, someone listens to Eminem on this forum

[robinsiebler]

What's My Age Again? - Blink-182 - YouTube Video

It's Friday night and I'm depressed again.
I take off my clothes, to go for a swim.
I look around with a gleeful grin.
But then Arysa looked at me.

And that's when all my friends began to yell at me!
Life is hard when you are seventeen.
And are amused when you take off your clothes.
What the hell is ADHD?
My friends say I should act my age.
What's my age again? What's my age again?

Later on, I'm alone again.
I start to cry and think again.
I'd be much better off if only I were dead.
Please get those thoughts out of my head.

And that's about the time Arysa walked in on me!
Life is hard when you are seventeen.
And you take your life way too seriously
What the hell is PTSD?
My friends say I should act my age.
What's my age again? What's my age again?

And that's about the time I started therapy
Why did my father do cruel things to me?
What could have caused him to loose his mind?
One day, I'm sure I'll be fine.
And then I'll act my age...
What's my age again? What's my age again?