Bokiz, for some unknown reason, inserts a sex toy into himself in a place I will not mention.Originally Posted by bokiz333
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Bokiz, for some unknown reason, inserts a sex toy into himself in a place I will not mention.
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The world is full of pain and sorrow.
Life is fleeting and true moments of joy are few and far between.
Happiness is laced with shards of pain.
Run headlong into the forest, screaming for the grues to come find me
You blindly run headlong into the forest. As soon as you hit the muddy path under the trees, your feet fly out from underneath you and you fall backwards, knocking yourself unconscious when your head strikes a rock.
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The world is full of pain and sorrow.
Life is fleeting and true moments of joy are few and far between.
Happiness is laced with shards of pain.
Dream of home while waiting for the grue
It is a bright, cheerful, sunny day. The tang of the sea breeze fills your nostrils. You approach your home and you can see your lovely wife smiling and waving at you, one hand holding the red front door open. You run towards her, your arms open in a wide embrace. As you hug her, her face morphs! You are peering into baleful glowing green eyes and the last thing you see are the wickedly sharp fangs ripping into your face.
********** GAME OVER **********
You have died in 40 moves, achieving the rank of Foolhardy Explorer. Restart? (Y/N) >
The world is full of pain and sorrow.
Life is fleeting and true moments of joy are few and far between.
Happiness is laced with shards of pain.
Thus confusing his enemies while pleasantly surprising his left ear. After reaching a point of sheer ecstasy with nothing but a qtip and some vaseline, I yell out "it all makes sense, I see now". A distant, yet strangely familiar, voice says "finally my son, your eyes are open to the secrets of life and you truly see. But, can you see what makes kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?" And I could, I could see why they loved it...because children are easily manipulated by advertizing. It's the only thing that explains pet rocks.
> Dials M
With nimble hands, i search my waterproof pack. I find a source of light, and continue to brave the cold. Downwards I go!
You pick up a strange imaginary device and press an even odder button....after a few moments you hear a ringing and then a voice answers, 'Schizophrenic Hotline, How may we help you?'
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You continue downwards. It is colder still and your fingers are starting to go numb. Below you, the light takes on a bluish cast.
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The world is full of pain and sorrow.
Life is fleeting and true moments of joy are few and far between.
Happiness is laced with shards of pain.
Yes, I’ll have a large fry and a coke. No, make that a DIET coke. But supersize those fries.
Anyone else want something? Frank…no? Susane? Nothing for you? Nameless voice that tells me cake and cake like products are most likely fictitious? Nope…ok, that’s the whole order. Yes I’m aware I’m the only one in the car. Now will you stop showing me those ink blots and get me those damn fries!?!?!
> Inducts Indubitably
Sir, please stay right where you are. Our GPS device has pinpointed your location and trained professionals are on their way to you right now <cups the phone>Jeff! You'd better get shock room three ready! We have a real whack job coming!
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The world is full of pain and sorrow.
Life is fleeting and true moments of joy are few and far between.
Happiness is laced with shards of pain.
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