You are standing in the middle of a field

[bokiz333]

Sir, please stay right where you are. Our GPS device has pinpointed your location and trained professionals are on their way to you right now <cups the phone>Jeff! You'd better get shock room three ready! We have a real whack job coming!

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I knew it! The long con has paid off. I'm not even IN a car. Now who is this? Doesn't matter, I want you to know that I don't have lots of gold, I don't have lots of T6 mats, but what I have is a set of attunements. Attunements and bunker builds that make me a nightmare for players like you. If you leave, that'll be the end of it, I won't chase you, I won't ride the lightning to you. But if you don't, I will updraft you and combo you and self heal till you're too bored to fight me and die.

> Drifts Listfully to the left

[robinsiebler]

I knew it! The long con has paid off. I'm not even IN a car. Now who is this? Doesn't matter, I want you to know that I don't have lots of gold, I don't have lots of T6 mats, but what I have is a set of attunements. Attunements and bunker builds that make me a nightmare for players like you. If you leave, that'll be the end of it, I won't chase you, I won't ride the lightning to you. But if you don't, I will updraft you and combo you and self heal till you're too bored to fight me and die.

> Drifts Listfully to the left

Two big burly guys in white jackets appear on either side of you.

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[bokiz333]

Two big burly guys in white jackets appear on either side of you.

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These are my eastern european friends Jay and S...who always wear white dress coats when we go out. (true story) "Where is party? Lets get some womans bro" they said in a think balkan accent. "This isn't party time guys, I have serious business that needs to be addressed; and another thing, your dress shirts area always one button TOO unbottoned. Truth, it's all I spit". Then I yell "AIR" and permawiftness out of there to chop some elder wood.

> looks into robins eyes with mix of tenderness and wonder

[robinsiebler]

These are my eastern european friends Jay and S...who always wear white dress coats when we go out. (true story) "Where is party? Lets get some womans bro" they said in a think balkan accent. "This isn't party time guys, I have serious business that needs to be addressed; and another thing, your dress shirts area always one button TOO unbottoned. Truth, it's all I spit". Then I yell "AIR" and permawiftness out of there to chop some elder wood.

> looks into robins eyes with mix of tenderness and wonder

Robin looks back into your eyes, and waves her hand slowly and fluidly back and forth before your eyes. In a soft, Transylvanian accent she says, 'You are getting sleepier and sleepier. Drowsier and drowsier. Sleeeeeepy...drrrrrrrrrrrowsy.....sleeeeeeeepy.... .drrrrrrrrrrrrrowsy....'

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[bokiz333]

Robin looks back into your eyes, and waves her hand slowly and fluidly back and forth before your eyes. In a soft, Transylvanian accent she says, 'You are getting sleepier and sleepier. Drowsier and drowsier. Sleeeeeepy...drrrrrrrrrrrowsy.....sleeeeeeeepy.... .drrrrrrrrrrrrrowsy....'

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Just when I thought I had made a real connection with a slightly off center busty lady, I feel overwhelmingly tired. But at the last moment, my lifelong friend and confidant, Captain Logan shows up. He's an adorable 3 year old striped cat, that will not let his bestest ol' pal be woozified by this mischievous mistress. Cap. L, I yell out while fighting off the last of my drowsiness, you have come to save me, just in the nick of time. Somebody is getting extra snuggles tonight! Sensing that I am no longer in peril, Logan leaps out of sight as quickly as he appears.

“Now, what am I to do with you?” I say, rejuvenated with newfound cat given vitality and a 5 hour energy. Robin reaches for a small wooden box that seems older than the world itself and says “I was hoping it wouldn’t come to this”…

> Stands stupefied and mortified

[robinsiebler]

Just when I thought I had made a real connection with a slightly off center busty lady, I feel overwhelmingly tired. But at the last moment, my lifelong friend and confidant, Captain Logan shows up. He's an adorable 3 year old striped cat, that will not let his bestest ol' pal be woozified by this mischievous mistress. Cap. L, I yell out while fighting off the last of my drowsiness, you have come to save me, just in the nick of time. Somebody is getting extra snuggles tonight! Sensing that I am no longer in peril, Logan leaps out of sight as quickly as he appears.

“Now, what am I to do with you?” I say, rejuvenated with newfound cat given vitality and a 5 hour energy. Robin reaches for a small wooden box that seems older than the world itself and says “I was hoping it wouldn’t come to this”…

> Stands stupefied and mortified

I only have one everlasting gobstopper left. If I let you have it, will you promise to behave?

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[Lucread]

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You are standing in the middle of a grassy field. To the North, there is a winding path. To the West, there is a forbidding looking forest. To the East there is a small cottage with a rickety fence and a battered mailbox. To the South, there is an ominous mist...


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>Open mailbox.

[robinsiebler]

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>Open mailbox.

You walk over to the mailbox and open it. Inside, you can see a yellowing flyer.

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[Lucread]

You walk over to the mailbox and open it. Inside, you can see a yellowing flyer.

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>Take flyer from mailbox.

[bokiz333]

I only have one everlasting gobstopper left. If I let you have it, will you promise to behave?

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An uneasy feeling comes over me. I can't help but feel I've misjudged the situation. Me thinking this mysterious lady would fall for my oddball charms; her thinking that anything without chocolate in it would make me behave. Instead of love at first sight, it seems we are just strangers in the night. Shaken by this thought, I withdraw my arm, that was instinctively reaching for the gobstopper and in that instant I'm haunted by a thousand what if and could have beens. But that's all for naught now, I must leave this place; another experience, another memory, another opportunity missed. It's Captain Logan and I again, alone, together, against the world. Raging against the dying of the light.

> Reaches for the door handle