I recently posted a dumb "rap" which went like this in response to a spammer:
There’s no PC or cake, your whole shtick is so fake
I'm gonna burst you down, like a low level ice drake
You'll be tastin' my boot, then I'll be taking that loot
I could be half owl on my mom’s side and still not be giving a hoot
Stop spamming this site, I just learned how to kite
Don't make me come after you with my 25 stacks of might.
So I wanted to post a general GW2 "rap" that popped into my head just now:
Since Centaur’s quittin’, I’ll pick up the truth spittin’
No vertical progression? On me you gotta be shittin;
And those loot drops are joke, no wonder we’re all still broke
250 T6 mats a piece bro, you must be one crazy bloke
But I’m asking you son, are you still having your fun?
Even sticking around after that DE is done?
If the answer is yes, then forget all this mess
And be on your way before I further digress.
Or are you grinding in Orr and find it a bore?
Cause a game should be fun, never a chore.
Me? I’ll give it a go, if the power creep is so slow
One more tier comes out later, I’ll see you in game no mo’.
Plus a new expansion is near, that much is clear
Fun events I am sure, but new bugs I do fear
To all who read this, I wish you holiday cheer
And sorry if you find me to be a pain in the rear.
A shout out to Vayne, who prob thinks I’m insane
And another for robin, who likes my twisted membrane
And my good friend Fey, please allow me to say
WvW rocks and spvp is so super gay
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Originally Posted by mayito7777
