Kaineng - [III] Draconium - WE WANT YOU MOTHAFRACKA.
Sup dawg (s). Are you perhaps in Kaineng? Yes, yes you are. I can see it in your eyes. You want to transfer to Kaineng right now, yes. You have a thirst for Kaineng. Itís alright, we understand, donít cry. Have a pat on the back and a bud lite. (Seriously, quit crying.)
So, lemme tell you a bit about [III]. We pretty much cover all aspects of the game at 260+ members. The guild started around Christmas 2012 and its growth has been doing nicely.
There will always be a bunch of us online at all times, and if weíre not running dungeons, weíre helping new people out, or farming Orr for events in guild groups with commanders, or doing sPVP, or kicking it up in WvW. Anything goes with us, the premise is just bringing a good attitude and looking to have a blast.
Be aware, weíre bats**t insane. In the good way. Weíll make you giggle. Youíll feel them butterflies in your stomach, I promise you.
ANYWHO, we have every main upgrade up, including Deep Cave, guild weapons and armor, we offer MF/Karma/Gathering/XP guild bonuses, siege bonuses for WvW, Dungeon influence, and drinks on the house 24/7. Seriously, weíll mail you drinks. Playing while drunk is really fun, I s**t you not. Come play your bottle of gin with us. Itíll be good times.
We have a Ventrilo server up, and we also use Skype at times for dungeon runs inbetween other stuff.
We have exotic gear giveaways every month including exotic weapons and 18 slot bags. FOR FREE. All you gotta do is represent [III] and stay tuned for updates in guild chat.
We also have a cool guild tag. [III] looks sassy. Címon, youíre gonna tell me it doesnít look sassy. That s**tís the sassiest.
SO YEAH. If you donít mind the guild leader having boobs, send mail/whisper/add friend to the user Feli.1497 or character name: Allory
We hope to fight the good fight with you. And donít worry, weíll fight the hangover with you as well. Weíre in this together man, itíll be alright.
P.S: But no really, quit crying. Itís making me uncomfortable.