It's 1am. The bar owner begins to close shop, but notices one of his regulars sitting at a table. "A long night again, mate?". The tall, dark figure leans into the light with a smirk "Aye". He quickly downs his kangaroo and slams the empty bottle onto his table. He pulls back his sleeves and tightens up gloves "Just thinking about my next move". He begins to walk out the door when the bar owner says "Vayne?". He turns around to the bar owner with that same old smirk "What is it mate?".
"I was just wandering, why do you always carry that .50 caliber rifle on your back"
Vayne - "It keeps the kangaroos from kicking"
He disappears into the night.
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A dark, roach infested, shack off the side of a road. There is a very small, wrinkly old man. Just from the lines in his face, you can see the stress from all the years of insanity. His hair no longer grows and he's only left with strands of grey hair.
"THEY'LL NEVER FIND OUT, HEHAHAHEHEHEHAHAEH,
"I've been waiting so long, soooooo long." The small, elderly man begins to shake violently and his shack turns into a bouncing house.
"Poooooooor Mayito, sweet sweet Mayito. No one ever listens to you. AND NOW THEY MUST PAY"
"ARENA NET MUST PAY, VAYNE MUST PAY....AND ALLLLL OF HIS FOLLOWERS. MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH".
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A few minutes later, Vayne is walking along his dusty trail, lit from the Australian night sky.
*a bush begins too shake*
"hehehehehehehe"
Vayne takes a .50 caliber bullet and loads it into his rifle.
Mayito - "You'll never catch mayito, HEHEHEHEHEHE"
Vayne - "I know you are out there Mayito, COME FIGHT ME AND DIE"
Mayito - "Hahahahahaha, you could never catch mayito"
Vayne - "COME OUT HERE YOU COWARD"
Mayito jumps out of nowhere onto Vayne's back and begins clawing at his eyes! But Vayne takes the butt of his rifle and beats Mayito over the head with it. Mayito is knocked to the ground, but then he runs off into the bushes.
*PLEASE CONTINUE THIS STORY*
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