Shattered Eloquence is a guild planning to form at the start of Guild Wars 2. We are planning to escape the atrocity that is the World of Warcraft style of raiding/guild support. We're a cracker-jack assortment, motley crew type of bunch, but when we need to take a minute to get calm and collective, we do it. End game content is always a gimme, but many of us (mostly me) have a heavy set unhealthy addiction to PvP. Role playing is not a requirement, but it is an aspect of all RPGs which we respect and will often engage in.
We don't allow immaturity. This does not mean we condemn a dirty joke now and then. We condone class clowns, pranksters, and old greggs.
The type of immaturity we strive to relinquish is things such as the pressing of subjects offensive to one or more members of the guild, and nonsense like that. Yes, its quite funny that hes not participating in guild events because hes cybering with his e-girlfriend, but let the guild leaders address this, and don't make it worse for the stupid son of a....I mean, poor guy.
If some of your more often phrases are "LOL U MAD?!" "LOLUGOTPWNEDLOL!!" This is not the guild for you. Stop reading...Go away.
However, if you have developed more brain cells than this, we appreciate your company, and look forward to your petition!