Race Wars

[JohnnyV]

Ok, people. This thread isn't for the light hearted. Things maybe get nasty in here, so there is going to be a short list of rules which must be followed...

1. Nothing should ever be taken to a personal level. You can say whatever you want about the humans, charr, sylvari, norn, asura, but don't say anything about the user who's making the statements.

2. No one talk about Race Wars outside of Race Wars

3. Have fun.

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Ok, I guess I'll start out.

Human - the welcome mat of Tyria. Seriously, why are you still trying?

Charr - best strategy for defeat: cat nip and laser pointer

Norn - I know too many people who want to be wolves in real life.

Sylvari - outfits will consist of leaves, seeds....and more leaves. Nuff said.

[Nem]

Anyone interested in hearing how the Sylvaari race started? Well, at first there were Adam and Treeve...

<insert a couple of walls of text here>

... and so they still coexist with humans - they serve as decent salad. Charr hate them cause they don't like vegetables and Asuras hate them cause all they eat are algorithms and formulas. No wonder they look so terrible now



EDIT: I apologize for blasphemy in the first sentence to any religious people who might be reading this.

[JohnnyV]

HA, the thread is already worth it for that one.

[Winterbay]

Anyone interested in hearing how the Sylvaari race started? Well, at first there were Adam and Treeve...
EDIT: I apologize for blasphemy in the first sentence to any religious people who might be reading this.

Actually I, as a religious person, have no trouble with it. The bad pun however

[JohnnyV]

The Charr would want you to think they're massive meat eaters.

However, they will fall in line for...

[Venn]

Hey Sylvari. Middle Earth called. They want their effeminate archer bois back.

[Salx55]

Asuran people will fail In charr and norn towns, they won't even make it over the doorstep. And don't even make me talk about how nice snacks they are compared to "Meowmix". Roasted asuran ears with an sylvari salad.

[Nem]

Roasted Asuran ears? Multiple? Dude, 1 of their ears is enough to feed an elder dragon for a month

[JohnnyV]

Charr females...giving a literal meaning to the Catwoman name.

[Ruse]

Personally, I feel rather cheated that humanity's big advantage (opposable thumbs) got handed to all the other races. Like charr? Wtf. You already get claws. No fair.