Congratulations To Our Newest Super Mod

[JohnnyV]

Oh geez, now I'm going to have to make you a Fetid Packhorse cookie. I don't know what those look like!

Hehe Centaur is gunning for your job Johnny!

The Asuran Ganglord's pimp cup hand is strong.

[Venn]

I don't think I want to see a fetid packhorse cookie looks like!

The Asuran Ganglord's pimp cup hand is strong.

Too bad you can only pimpslap someone's knee.

[JohnnyV]

Too bad you can only pimpslap someone's knee.

leading to a broken kneecap

[Voidmare]

*runs in with a party hat*

Am I late for the party?! D:

Congratulations on your promotion Centaur!! May you continue to get promoted....until.. I dunno.. you hit GM status?

(considerably ironic since Centaurs are our enemies.)

[Centaur]

Thanks, Voidmare... and yes, I fear the celebration is already over. There should be a leftover cookie somewhere, but I can't seem to find it... I can treat you to some sprinkles, though...

(considerably ironic since Centaurs are our enemies.)

Please keep in mind that not all centaurs, nor even all centaur prides, are hostile to humans (note that it's only the humans that most centaurs have a problem with). The Tamini and Harathi prides of Tyria only fight humans because the Modniir centaurs force them to. Then again, seeing how humans have treated centaurs in the past - just look at what they did to the Veldrunner of Elona - I can't really blame the Modniir for their hatred.
As for other races... we actually have a lot in common with both Charr (both driven off by humans wanting to settle in Tyria) and Sylvari (who wouldn't exist without Ventari)
And although I'm no pacifist like Ventari, I'm no Modniir either... which is probably why I make an acceptable mod.

[Venn]

leading to a broken kneecap

Touche! You could combo that into a knee capping, a groin tagging, then a true asuran pimp smacking.

[Voidmare]

-qoute-

*stares*

..............you are amazing. (And I don't mean that sarcastically).
Did you just pull all that off of the top of your head? O-o

[Centaur]

thank you, but

Did you just pull all that off of the top of your head? O-o

No, my memory for names isn't that great, so the two official guild wars wiki's helped me to fill in the details.