Tyrian Geopolitics (A column of Tyrian Enquirer)

[Bahayur]

Hello Friends!!!

I'm here to announce the new column associated with The Tyrian Enquirer, called

The Tyrian Geopolitics!

Directly from the halls full of scrolls and empty of mead of the Durmand Priory I write to you this column.

In a world of constant chaos and turmoil, where Dragons roam the skies, where corruption roams the land and where beautiful women are scarce, information is sometimes worth more than… mead.

Here you will get to know what’s happening where and why you are somehow affected. As we seen before, a quick change of winds (or of tides) can wipe a city out and, sadly, all the beauties within it in a second. That means more than “Oh gods, why the beauties?”. That means the World balance has changed and maybe you were too drunk to notice. And the hangover from being drunk without noticing it might cost your life!

As a (sober) Historian I can guarantee that Tyria Isn’t just a bowl of porridge, with eventual giblets that collide out of random and create a large giblet-of-doom that tries to conquer or eat the whole bowl. We have a pretty neat order to things.

Okey, maybe the giblet-of-doom do happen to occur, but it was not out of random odds. Maybe someone was turning the porridge with a spoon, in such a motion that was the original cause of the alliance between giblets. And now with his appearance, the gravitation center of the whole bowl changed! this is how geopolitics function: things are not out of random, they have a relation of cause and effect, and usually with grim consequences. If you are just floating aimlessly in the porridge you might be overrun by the giblet-of-doom! Arm yourself with Knowledge!

Here we will have discussions about recent events; which giblets collided where and what really happened? We will argue about it’s consequences; how other giblets will be affected by this collision? Where the parts involved came from and their history; so, what exactly IS this giblet? We will have all this and eventually some beauty pictures, after all we are not made of scrolls and letters, are we?

Here is the column link:
Tyrian Geopolitics

Hope to see you soon there, contributing to knowledge (and if you are female with pics, please send em too!)

Hugs,

Bahayur Odinson

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UPDATE HISTORY:

[09/08/2011 - Origins Part I - The Calendars
[16/08/2011 - Origins Part II - The Gianticus Lupicus
[19/08/2011 - Travel Advisory - Chance of Dragons (By Rynt)

[Ruse]

I'm off work tomorrow, so I should get this up on the site then!

[Bahayur]

Cool Ruse!!!

I've decided to do this way because my fingers are itching lmao!!!

[Ruse]

Hah, I don't mind at all.

And of course, after saying I'd get it up yesterday a storm knocked my power out. At the worst, I'm off again tomorrow, but I'm going to try for today

[Bahayur]

UPDATE!!

Today's update is about the Calendars used on ordering the events of the Guild Wars 2 lore.
It is a preparation to the series "So, Where we come from?" where I will talk about all the historical events before the present year.

Please get the link to the post on the UPDATE HISTORY on the first post of this topic!!

[Ruse]

Love the seal on your post, Bahayur. Very nice touch And I see you ran with the Charrmasutra thing xD I couldn't resist.

[Bahayur]

Sure thing, the Charrmasutra as an perfect creation from a dirt mind like your LOL!!!
I definitely gonna paraphrase you a lot!!!

btw: UPDATE!

[Bahayur]

UPDATE!!!!

Last week I met an very perspicuous and interesting little Asura – not for being perspicacious, but for having an infinite storage for Mead down his belly.
We discussed about the current events on Tyria and along that talk, I asked him to put it into letters so I could show a bit of his (and mine) train of thought to the whole continent, and if I may, his train is sometimes too speedy.
I almost overrun him by planting some bombs in his trails but anyway: Enjoy!!!